Why so blue, panda bear?

This is my new favorite commercial.

However, there are two versions.

Which do you like better? Here's the other one.

As you know, friends don't let friends dial drunk.

And they most certainly don't provide you with the number to call:

1-832-GIN-CORK or 1-832-446-2675

Add that one to your cellphone speed-dial and you could end up here: http://www.gincork.com

I'll say this. Most of them aren't all that funny, but my friends...I know you can do better! I still have the voice mails to prove it.

This one is my current fave: It's the one titled "As we say"

I'm pretty "blazed" about this little gem.

This is wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wack.

Oh God. You just know this poor guy's high school video accidentally got sorted into his ex-wife's moving boxes.