For those without roosters...

I get about 700 emails a day, not counting those that end up in junk mail, but, my favorite SPAM subject line to date just ended up in my inbox.

"Rooster-challenged men can now improve their lives."

I just picture some poor farmer in overalls and a plaid shirt chasing a rooster around the yard, and ready to pull his hair out. Obviously an herbal supplement would TOTALLY help with that.

A bike team powered by a burrito AND a lifesize wedding cake the same news day?

First of all. I just want to say that I heart Dave Zabriskie. He is hilarious and a cyclist (as in he rides bikes), and he definitely knows how to give good interview.

Secondly, I love the fact that in this article, his cycling team named "Slipstream" is being "Powered by Chipotle." I think they should perhaps look into a second sponsorship...bean-o.

Thirdly, this is my favorite news story so far this year. (Is the cake riding in the carriage or the bride? I can't tell! Seriously!)

Fourthly, I'd better go grab dinner. I think I'm hungry now.