As you know, friends don't let friends dial drunk.

And they most certainly don't provide you with the number to call:

1-832-GIN-CORK or 1-832-446-2675

Add that one to your cellphone speed-dial and you could end up here: http://www.gincork.com

I'll say this. Most of them aren't all that funny, but my friends...I know you can do better! I still have the voice mails to prove it.

This one is my current fave: It's the one titled "As we say"