Feliz Navidad everyone!!

So, I've been pretty lame lately on the old blog. It's not that I haven't had anything to write about. Au contraire, mon frere. It's just that my most ridiculous story, I am unable to post. Let's just say, the story "kicks ass" and if you haven't heard it yet, write me directly. So...back to the business at hand.

I thought I'd tell you about a dream I had last night. I dreamed that I went to the loo at a restaurant, and lo and behold, but who should walk in after me? Lindsey Lohan!

She wanted to take a picture of me standing with her friend who I guess was some sort of Paris Hilton figure with poofy white hair like a poodle. I don't know. But every time she took a picture of us, my left eye would close...so she'd have to take another one.

All I could think was, if Nicole Richie can strike a pose in a mug shot, why am I unable to keep my freaking eye open when I'm standing in a bathroom stall???

Finally I gave up and left. But I am so mad at myself that I had my chance, and I never asked her where she got those shoes!

Where was my head?!

Ahh...it's good to be back.