I think I have freezerburn.

Someone’s got the goddamn air conditioning blowing up a storm in my office today. Thank God I brought my coat.

What is wrong with these people? I’m wearing a turtleneck sweater and I have my coat all the way zipped up and I'm sitting in a freaking wind tunnel.

Perhaps cryogenic preservation is one of the new perks. What, they couldn't spring for more vacation?