My dog is a ______head.

In the long tradition of stupid pet stories.

Since the broken leg, I've been unable to take my dogs for traditional walks, so to supplement Brendan's walks, I've been letting the two dogs out in the back yard, which they've adapted to quite nicely.

So, yesterday, I let them out for a few minutes, and went and got a glass of water, and when I came back I see Josie rolling around in the grass, face first...and with all of the snow and wet lately, our backyard is just really muddy, so I yell at them come inside.

Josie's entire face is caked in mud. Which would be gross. Except it's not mud.

She's rubbed her face from nose to ears in poop.

I have no idea what would possess any animal to do that, but at least my dogs aren't the only dumb ones out there: Dumb Dog Forum