It's a twister! It's a twister!

What are you doing right now? Oh, me? I'm sitting in my bathtub with my dogs, a cellphone, and a laptop.

No, there's no water in it.

Seems there was a tornado spotted not too far away from here, and headed this way, and then the outside got green, and then it got black...and then, I thought I heard a train.

Keep in mind, I live a block from the El, so that sometimes happens, but since I could barely see across the street, I thought it might be wise to wrangle the rooners (That's pupparooner, as in, pups, as in...oh, God. I'm That dog owner. I used to mock people like me.) into the bathtub before I started seeing ladies on bicycles and cows floating by.

The worst part is, it's a tad inconvenient, and I have no idea how long I'm supposed to wait for stuff like this. The thunder is nuts, so something is still going on, but I'm getting ready to go on vacation, and I was trying to get some serious projects done. Unfortunately, that's going to have to be on the backburner for now, as my current priority is getting my legs to stop falling asleep in this fetal position with two dogs and cold porcelain surrounding me.

Perhaps this will keep me entertained...

UPDATE: The tornado warning is over. Everything is fine. Nothing to worry about...except my feet are completely asleep.