Two latrines in Soldier Field

Went to the Bears game yesterday.

I've never seen so many drunk people in my life going into the game. And I went to Notre Dame...we're sort of of known for that.

There was also a major toilet debacle with the mens' rooms having literally hundreds of people in line at any given moment for the entire game. (Apparently more men go to football games than women. Shocking.) So Brendan was stuck in line for the entire second quarter.

It took him so long that while I was waiting, I was able to enjoy the entire first act of a half-naked African Ant-Eater ritual performed by this really old drunk guy with his shirt off surrounded by a drum corps...

...which ultimately might have been worth the trip.