Dear Democrats,

As you are watching the DNC and the angry throngs of people shaking placards and fists, and chanting against Obama in the name of Hillary for McCain, please do me a favor and check their wallets. I'm pretty sure you'll find more NRA than ACLU cards.

A true Hillary supporter would never vote for John McCain, not if they care about the issues she values, or the country that she envisions.

I mean, seriously.

And to these TV reporters who are creating daily "Convention Report Cards" for those of us drooling sloths that require them in order to understand a gigantic party (that needs to be rated?) maybe instead of blithely referring to the protest groups outside carrying Hillary signs as Hillary supporters, maybe do some due diligence--or as some in the field call it--journalism.

Because I'm betting that there are at least a handful (the majority) of those McCain champions/"Hillary lovers" who are also known as--Republicans. Did we not learn anything from Turdblossom?

I'm not saying that there isn't a single Hillary supporter out there. I'm not. But, I find it truly hard to believe the level of support outside the DNC for McCain in the name of Hillary (right after McCain's Hillary ads have run) in a group wallpapered in McCain yard signs, are actually Democrats.

It's called a tactic--one used in numerous other Grimm fairy tales. And guess what. The person who buys this? Gets eaten by that wolf. Every single time.